This comic brings up a very serious topic. One near and dear to many of us, I’m sure. How many men are affected by this every year? God only knows. Because there’s never been a study done to really give us a valid estimate. This affliction?
I’ve discussed it before in previous strips, but sometimes (just sometimes) the ass latches on and there is no plausible way to let go. It devours anything, be it dildo, cock, finger, Rolex… or in this case: condoms.
The story goes that there was once a chaser who had a fairly nice piece of manhood in the way of length, averaging about 7 inches or so, it wasn’t the biggest tool in the shed, but it also wasn’t the smallest. However, while its length was acceptable, its girth was… lacking. From what I’ve gathered, it was about the thickness of your average butter knife’s handle, to a point where it would be the penile equivalent of being fingered.
I suppose that would be considered less than desirable if you’re a bottom, though I wouldn’t TRULY know, because my ass was never trained in the art of Bottom Fu.
Regardless, I can imagine that if you’re not girthy enough to keep a condom in place, there would be some embarrassment if someone tried to come up with ways to help you keep it on… Like wrapping it around a cock ring or using twist ties or superglue. Hey – whatever it takes to keep it safe, eh?
And in other news – I think I’m finally getting over the illness. Yay for little miracles! Though I did have to go in to work when I was originally intending to be drawing the comic – so its being posted a little bit later (not that many of you will even notice!) God, what I wouldn’t give to have a few extra hours in a given day for sleep… Ugh!