…they don’t want their washed-out “Star” back.

So, for those who might have missed it – Kirk Cameron is kind of a fucking dick. In a recent interview, there was a discussion regarding his feelings about gays, stating that he feels that it’s “unnatural… detrimental, and ultimately destructive to so many of the foundations of civilization”.

First and foremost – who the fuck cares about Kirk Cameron? I mean, obviously – it’s in the news, so it pisses me off, but his relevance in the world is fairly non-existent.

It is nice to see when someone pokes their head out and waves their hand, so that when the Holy War finally happens, we know the high profile people who will likely be funding their respective charges. Though seriously, Kirk Cameron has been making movies about what it would be like on earth after the rapture, called “Left Behind”. Dude is whacked.

His name in the headlines did take me back a bit, though… back to the 80s, when times were simpler.  Okay, maybe they weren’t ACTUALLY simpler, but I was born in 1980, so I really have no memory of being under a lot of constant stress. So, hey: at least this comic gave me a chance to jump back in time and remember things like ALF and Max Headroom.

Really, though – jumping back to Kirky Camy, I think that it’s extremely sad that he and his wife have 6 children that are going to be affected by his insanity. Granted, 4 of those are adopted (because I assume he was trying to keep up with Angelina Jolie?) but 2 are his own “blood”. He admitted in the interview as well that if one of his children tells him that they’re gay, he’ll tell them that just because they feel a certain way doesn’t mean you should act on it.

Yeah, because why be yourself when repressed homosexuality has done so much good for the world?

I have to add as well that yes, I do believe Betty White is some kind of Highlander. She’s not only outlived all of her costars, but as they’ve passed away – it’s like she’s literally growing in power. She is a force at this point, and she’s practically everywhere. There was a time when seeing her pop up in ads was “cute” because it was nostalgic… Now I can’t even watch a porno without having to be worried that she’s going to show up to give a freaky one-liner, smack the dude on the ass and then walk of.

Sorry, Betty White, but to me – you’re just a boner killer.

And with that, I leave you. Pleasant somethings, my friends.