This version of the comic is totally safe for work, right? I mean… I took the time to blur the penises. So, what could an office environment possibly see wrong with that?! Okay, fine… Perhaps I didn’t blur enough… Regardless – here’s a clickthrough for an “Unmodified” version with no blur marks. The comic is referred to as “Blur the Lines” though – so I saw this solution fitting, right?

I think there isn’t enough attention payed to pubic hair these days. There tend to be 3 main schools of thought: hairy as a sasquatch, trimmed up a bit, or bald as a baby’s bottom. Now, let me be honest here – I don’t mind any of them. Unless the hair is so unwieldy that it gets in the way of “the magic happening” I could care less.

Regardless, I did have a friend whom a group of us were sure had a penis that looked like captain caveman. Just a stub of a dick, poking out from a mound of fuzz. From what I’ve been told since that time, this description would probably have been incorrect – given that I then heard that he was boasting over seven inches from one of his girlfriends. Oh, right – dude was straight, obviously. I didn’t mention that. For some reason, my straight friends used to like talking about dick as much as my gay friends… That must be a requirement in order to be my friend or something.

Anyway – I’m writing the blog on a Thursday morning – because last night was spent out drinking due to some work developments. Not good work developments, mind you – but nothing that I can really share here. I like to keep my work life and my personal life as separate as possible, so blogging here about it seems kinda… you know… tacky.

I will mention that I came out to another coworker yesterday – which was a good deal of fun.  He was pretty upset that he didn’t figure it out in the past year we’ve worked together, and declared that he must have the “shittiest gaydar in the world”. Truth be told, I just have missed coming out to people. Pretty much everyone in my life knows I’m gay, so adding to the list is a challenge, but when I get the opportunity, I love seeing the respone.

Anyway – got to get ready for work. Viva la pubes!