Before we even start this blog today, I just have to say this: Ben & Jerry’s Crème Brulee Ice Cream. Holy fuck. It’s like how I’m imagine Delicious would taste if it took on physical form and ejaculated in my mouth. It’s heavenly, but rich. Regardless, I could seriously find myself in trouble should I turn diabetic in the next couple weeks.

Om nom nom!

Okay then, back to the topic at hand: penis cameras. I once saw a video of a woman with a camera in her vagina while a dude was fucking her. It was one of the “scoping” cameras that gets sent into all sorts of disturbing places anyway – so I guess this was the next evolutionary step for things, eh? So, it’s worth noting that the vagina is no more appealing to me from the inside than it is from the outside. That’s a relief, eh? I’d hate to think that all this time – the vagina was like Candyland was hidden behind the front door of a crack house…

Though I guess to some people, a crack house IS Candyland, eh?

So, yes – the idea of hammering a giant camera into someone’s ass isn’t necessarily the most desirable idea. I just did the Goatse comic, so I’m sure we all already know what it looks like in there anyway, right? I think there are some things that don’t necessarily need to be filmed and broadcast on the internet.

Speaking of the internet – I was put into the nominations for a NSFW tournament. If you haven’t already voted – please do. Why? Because while I don’t think I have any shot of winning, I do get a sense of smug satisfaction just being on the list. For my money – I would be voting for Oglaf, honestly – but it seems like he’s getting his fair share of votes for the time being anyway without any of my help! Oh, and apparently you can vote once a day – so it never hurts to check back and toss me another vote!

With the comic done, my ad for the Bear Pride run book complete and me fucking exhausted – I think the time has come from bed. Now, if only I didn’t have all this sugar running through me from that Creme Brulee Ice Cream, eh?