I know what you’re thinking… and no, I’m a big old fucking liar. Parkour porn (or Pornkour, as it were) does not actually exist. For those who aren’t in “the know” – parkour is like a version of “extreme city travel” where you run around and jump off wall. It’s like being an 8 year old, but with athleticism.
Realistically, there are a good enough number of videos out there which involve acrobatic sex, so I don’t think we really need to take things to the “next level”. Guys jumping from roof-tops dick first trying to thrust their meat-spear into a waiting asshole hanging over the edge of a building? No thanks, I’m cool.
And besides, you know that if any porn like this actually existed, it would be an all-scrawny/muscular cast. There would be no Chub Chaser edition… there would only be glistening muscles and ropes of semen shot in arcs during backflip money-shots.
Damn that shit sounds gay to me.
But on to other things: this evening, I found myself with a reason to download Diablo III. This reason was that my partner had a couple requests for reviews of the game, and since it’s a paying gig – we’ll actually end up pretty much paying for the game itself… Which in my opinion is awesome, as long as I can find the time to PLAY the damn thing! It seems like likely all my time has been filled with work. Even after hours, if I’m not drawing – I’m at work trying to do “one more thing” while I’m actually not being bothered by users.
Grumble grumble grumble.
But the countdown continues to the time when I’ll be sitting at a bus stop, waiting to go to Chicago. Oh, the excitement of getting away from work-stress for 6 fucking days. Jesus, it will be heaven.
Oh, and I should mention a couple things real quick, rapid fire style:
1. The ComicMix contest is still going. Do I think I’m going to beat Oglaf? No. Do I honestly mind losing to Oglaf? No. To be honest, I want Oglaf to win the whole damn thing. So, feel free to vote – but if you’re going to try to buy this one as a special gift for me, just feel free to send me the donation personally. Then I can take all the money out of the bank in one dollar bills and roll around naked in it on my bed. And pictures would follow…
2. I still could most certainly use a guest comic for the week after Bear Pride! We’re now a little less than 2 weeks away, so I’m putting out the call for all my creative brothers and… umm… sisters? So this is your change to try to wow me with your sexy guest-strip skillz.
And with that, I am off!