For reasons that I shall keep to myself, I’m not really much of a connoisseur of cum (or a cummoisseur, as it were) so I’ve never really noticed any specific flavor differences based on a person’s previous diet. But the conversation regarding the flavor of semen (and urine, strangely) based on food that someone eats came up recently (as it does), so I ran off to the internets to look for additional information on this topic. There is, by the way, a ton of information out there from folks who have done an ample supply of research… one shot at a time.
Now, for starters, I’ve read a lot of info saying that pineapple and other fruit juices are pretty much top notch for cum flavor, as would be cinnamon, some types of seafood, and certain vegetables (with the exception of asparagus and a few others). Things to stay away from are apparently meat, alcohol, and… well… cigarettes. Because in case you didn’t know it – if you smoke, your cum probably tastes a bit like a soggy ash-tray.
Meat being on the list of “ick” is a total bummer, because I’ll be honest: I love going out for a good steak dinner, having a couple beers and then coming home for a good old-fashion loooooove-session. But apparently, that love-session ends with the most awkwardly bitter cum I could produce.
How depressing.
Though I do wonder if you offset that meal with a good fruity dessert, or maybe wine instead of beer – would it overwhelm the previous flavor and at least level things out?
Sounds like I’m gonna have to do some research.
Instead of saying “love-session” I just almost wrote “pump and dump”, which would have been way too crude for the sweet love-making sentiment that I was going for. But “pump and dump” has been on my mind, ever since Bear Pride when the first night, someone sent out a Growlr “shout” looking for hardcore action in his hotel room. I have to wonder how much action he got with such a direct request.
Probably not as much as he’d like.
Oh, and for those who are following “Sick Bob Watch 2012”, yeah – this shit hit me hard… Bear Pride sandwiched between Megabus rides, with a dessert of Origins and Motor City Pride has left me in shambles. Throat hurts still. Coughing. Can’t guess where it came from, but I think each event gave me a little bit of the hell that I’m experiencing. Oh well… no regrets, right?
Though I think I’ll hit the vitamins extra heavy before Gencon and Bearfest this year, eh?
Now I can’t get the picture of Kevin eating a pound of bacon while beating off out of my head.
Not that that’s a bad picture, mind you!
Ok, I’ll be the one.
What happened to the Casual Male XXL fill-in comic?
Grunter – what happened to the comic? I don’t know… it shows up fine for me, still. If it appears to be broken and you could: email me a link and what browser you’re using and I’ll take a look!
Bob – I don’t have a link. It just doesn’t show up anymore. When I hit the “previous comic” button, I go directly to the “sex butler” toon.
It would in no way surprise you that I’ve made a video called Pump N Dump, would it?
The first time I did watersports the guy had been drinking Heineken. It was horrible. To this day I can’t even smell that beer without wanting to punch a brewer in the face.
This comic makes me want to pitch a “Penis Challenge” video where a guy does “research” just like this. Only hardcore, of course.
I have tasted my own after eating asparagus… and lemme tell you.. BLECH!!!!
Sorry to hear you’re still not feeling well. Maybe you just need to go to more bear runs to build up your immunity to the bear crud
Some suggestions:
Stay away from strong veggies. Asparagus may not seem strong, but it is. Onions are another. But others like brussel sprouts are liable to make things nasty.
Having said that, head towards the “lighter” side of the veggie aisles. Celery, for example, should make things sweeter and (rumor has it) a bit more plentiful.
Fruits *can* work, but the quantities required are downright obscene. (Think like whole pineapples.) But I would suggest that JUICES would be an excellent way to do that. Especially if you branch off into the WS side, which I haven’t but I can definitely tell you that mine smells a whole lot nicer after OJ than it does after milk.
Lastly, avoid the vitamins like the plague. Even just a smidge and it’ll turn nasty. Save the multi-vitamin for the morning (or just downright ignore it all together when at a place like a run).
ick!