For reasons that I shall keep to myself, I’m not really much of a connoisseur of cum (or a cummoisseur, as it were) so I’ve never really noticed any specific flavor differences based on a person’s previous diet. But the conversation regarding the flavor of semen (and urine, strangely) based on food that someone eats came up recently (as it does), so I ran off to the internets to look for additional information on this topic. There is, by the way, a ton of information out there from folks who have done an ample supply of research… one shot at a time.
Now, for starters, I’ve read a lot of info saying that pineapple and other fruit juices are pretty much top notch for cum flavor, as would be cinnamon, some types of seafood, and certain vegetables (with the exception of asparagus and a few others). Things to stay away from are apparently meat, alcohol, and… well… cigarettes. Because in case you didn’t know it – if you smoke, your cum probably tastes a bit like a soggy ash-tray.
Meat being on the list of “ick” is a total bummer, because I’ll be honest: I love going out for a good steak dinner, having a couple beers and then coming home for a good old-fashion loooooove-session. But apparently, that love-session ends with the most awkwardly bitter cum I could produce.
Though I do wonder if you offset that meal with a good fruity dessert, or maybe wine instead of beer – would it overwhelm the previous flavor and at least level things out?
Sounds like I’m gonna have to do some research.
Instead of saying “love-session” I just almost wrote “pump and dump”, which would have been way too crude for the sweet love-making sentiment that I was going for. But “pump and dump” has been on my mind, ever since Bear Pride when the first night, someone sent out a Growlr “shout” looking for hardcore action in his hotel room. I have to wonder how much action he got with such a direct request.
Probably not as much as he’d like.
Oh, and for those who are following “Sick Bob Watch 2012”, yeah – this shit hit me hard… Bear Pride sandwiched between Megabus rides, with a dessert of Origins and Motor City Pride has left me in shambles. Throat hurts still. Coughing. Can’t guess where it came from, but I think each event gave me a little bit of the hell that I’m experiencing. Oh well… no regrets, right?
Though I think I’ll hit the vitamins extra heavy before Gencon and Bearfest this year, eh?