Caffeinated lube. Is it real? Does it exist? The internet would suggest so, but that it’s only available from other countries. Have we NOT gotten to the point with the energy drink boom where MONSTER thinks it’s a good idea to release a line of condoms and lube? It’s only fucking logical.

“Hey baby, suck me while I’m wearing the Ginseng/Red Tea condom… One serving size should last you ALL NIGHT.”

It’s amazing. We’re a commercial nation and yet everyone still treats sex like it’s a taboo. But wait, I guess we’re also the country where people are making comparisons between people taking birth control being somehow similar to 9/11. Yes. Awesome. I’m sure if I really stretched myself, I could come up with some sort of fucked up logic in a ‘seven degrees of Kevin Bacon’ sense that would make that argument valid, but frankly – that much brain power being devoted to such an idiotic concept is wasteful.

Regardless, I feel it is my patriotic duty to inform you that I can now start taking orders for Blur the Lines Prints.

The good news is that I’ve seen the quality of the prints and they’re up to snuff. The bad news is that it will probably be about 3 weeks to get them arranged and picked up. SO – if you’re interested, the best way that I can think to work it is going to be through the paypal donation system that I already have set up. You can either donate via the link on the right side of the page, or head to paypal and send it to Evenight_lives@yahoo.com. My request is that you include the name of the comic and the date it was published in the comments field, along with the shipping address for the picture.

The cost currently is going to be $25 bucks per signed, personalized print – mailed to you. If you want something specific written on there, just shoot me an email at Head.Artist@blur-the-lines.com and let me know! I was actually going to charge 20 per, but I tacked on the 5 there for ‘no bend’ shipping and it will pretty much generically cover shipping anywhere except overseas… If you’re making a request for me to send something to Australia – it may be a little more pricy. Don’t hate me.

Also worth of note: if I reach my goal and end up going to HiBearNation and I’m going to see you there, at Midwest Bearfest, or… you live in Michigan – it’s only $20 per if I can deliver it by hand!

So, buy now! They make great gifts for your husbear, cub, chub, or… you. In fact, fuck all those other people. You deserve to buy a print for you, don’t you? You’re special. You owe it to yourself!