I wouldn’t say this is an entirely accurate appraisal of Robin Hood, nor is it even a fair review of some of the negatives of the film. To be honest – I enjoyed the film a good deal – regardless of how hard they seemed to be trying to turn one of my favorite ‘legends’ into the new Braveheart. I understand Ridley Scott’s desire to have a series of massive battles and clashing armies with gratuitous slow motion shots – but I do honestly think that they should have called it something other than “Robin Hood”.
Regardless, you don’t come here for my opinion on movies. And as I often say, “If I wanted your opinion – I would have taken my cock out of your mouth”. Regardless, here you are, reading my commentary on the world. So, I suppose I should take this diatribe elsewhere… Like how about “bike nights” downtown? Those are suddenly becoming my favorite part of summer. It’s like I’m thrust back into the old west as I watch guys in chaps waddling down the street after a long ride into town on their horse… err… motorcycle. Never the less, there’s that wide stance, and usually a nice sizable package that’s half-hard and half-asleep from the rumble of an engine between their thighs. Fucking delicious, says I. Totally worth the price of admission to the downtown area.
I remember when I was a young pup, going to motorcycle swap-meets with my Dad and wandering around, looking at all the beer-bellied, cursing, gruff guys in leather… and yet I wonder why I have the taste in men I have? Psh. I can guarantee tight spaces and running face-first into a belly or two molded me into the degenerate I am today! Yay!
And with that – we return to our regularly scheduled program… whatever that might be!
For the record, you misspelled Ridiculous
Otherwise I’m lovin’ the strip, keep up the good work!
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*looks back and forth*
I don’t know what you’re talking about! Friends don’t let friends write comics tired…
The original concept for Ridley Scott’s “Robin Hood” was a film called “Nottingham” in which the Sheriff was the protagonist and Robin Hood was an anti-hero-ish outlaw. Crowe was totally on board, I believe, to play Robin as a semi-rogue villain, but Ridley Scott thought the concept too much of a departure from the actual Robin Hood legend. Hence, the Kingdom of Heaven-ization of the final film.
I just want to know how I can get you to prove that you don’t “want my opinion”?
Personally I didn’t care for the movie myself, thank god for piracy. I would’ve been pissed off if I had paid money to see this shitfest movie.
Omg. The movie was confusing.. so many plots and characters introduced in the first 10 min. I was like.. wtf?
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttt…. a lot of guys had beards and were cubbish… Mmmmmmmmmm…..
You might want to remove the Saturdays part of the website title now that you’re only doing two comics.
You might want to remove the Saturdays part of the website title now that you’re only doing two comics.