I know a gal who makes sock puppet videos, so this was only a matter of time before I got to drawing it up. It’s amazing how well known the concept of jerking off into a sock has become. Because honestly – if a guy CAN sexually pleasure himself with something, he will… and if there is even less cleanup when he’s done – he will often. How many mothers cleaned their children’s room and thought they had some kind of foot fungus because of the crusty socks under their bed? Hell… the things my parents found under MY bed… Ugh.

The challenge of writing a comic like this is finding the balance between work and play… I am on my computer typing this right now, convincing myself that I don’t need a messenger open… My problem is that I don’t multitask… I single task – sporadically. I have no short term memory. That’s why I never host any orgies… Let’s take a walk through my mental process in such a situation… “Oh, look at all these hot guys… So many cocks, so little… Whose shoes are those? Did that guy use a coaster? Whose ass is this? Are those my shoes? What smells like Mac n’ Cheese? What does his watch say? I don’t even OWN coasters, where did he get that? Is someone behind me not aware that I’m not a ‘bottom’? God, I think I might get a leg cramp… Did I set the DVR? Why would you bring coasters to an orgy?!”

Also still figuring out how to expand my reader-base… Then I start really delving into how to make enough money doing this to support myself. If anyone has any recommendations, I’m all ears… I’m also not against selling parts of me (up to and including my soul), sacrificing animals, or getting shamrocks tattooed on my naughty parts.

Can I offer any sponsors the “tramp-stamp” space on my back?