This came from a conversation regarding the Goldilocks principle which I was having with my partner just the other afternoon… Granted, his philosophy begins with his standing belief that all chasers are spawned of the devil… or just complete fucking assholes. This is a belief that I can’t really argue, because I totally am an asshole, spawned of the Dark Lord Volde… err… Lucifer himself. Then again – I think I’ve lost a little bit of my ‘chaser’ status with the amount of weight I’ve gained over the holiday.
Regardless, it seems that many folks who my partner encounters in the ‘online realm’ follow the Goldilocks principle to the letter… This belly is too large, that one is too small, that one is too soft, that one is too solid, etc etc… I think that the one I most commonly hear is the waist-line commentary, mentioned in panel 2. And it’s a matter of taste, really. I tend to swing both ways these days – and even though while I was growing up, I used to be FOCUSED on guys with the belly-hang, I’ve managed to expand my proverbial horizons, and now – I’ve accepted that “if its big and round, it’s worth a pound”. Which is ironic, because that’s been my family motto for years.
Of course, I’m lying, because everyone knows my family motto is “trust no one”.
Anyway, I think that when you’re checking out guys online, you can afford to be superficial if you’re only interest is sexual. I mean, I have my share of friends that I would totally have a naked romp with… but there are some guys that I’ve chatted with online that I realize I could never actually hang out with for any actual LENGTH of time, because… well… they’re fucking vacuous. That doesn’t stop me from TALKING to them, though – because hell, one day I might get into those pants of theirs. At that point, as long as I’m out of the sleazy motel I’ve made them pay for BEFORE they catch their breath, I won’t have to deal with however low their Charisma score is.
And that, right there, is the chaser mentality, isn’t it?
Fuckin’ chasers. Everyone ought to just be chub4chub, it all simplifies everything.
OOOO I love Chub4Chub. I put on some weight this year so I went from Chaser to Cub I think.
“Fuckin’ chasers. Everyone ought to just be chub4chub, it all simplifies everything.”
AMEN
I’d do you over a wide* range of sizes, Bob. I”m very partial to chasers, otters and liftable cubs. My major requirements are some facial hair and a functioning brain.
*NPI – No pun intended.
I agree, we chub4chubs rule the world!
Looking for a good worthwhile reasonably intelligent chaser is more like the fairy tale of kissing frogs until one turns into a Prince. Meanwhile you are sucking on a lot of slimy reptilian shallow dumb ass chaser/or questioning self-absorbed TOAD who just cums and runs! Those are the ones that make you wish you had put in the hot twink video and jacked-off!
I do have one chaser buddy I ahve known for years, he moved away and now has moved back and we maintained our friendship over the years and distance. He is also smooth and almost slender, not very active, but we do click sexually and afterwards we can be quite content to spoon naked in the afterglow and watch a sexy movie together.
While submissive bottom bois can be a chore sometimes to keep them tied up and begging for more. My friend does willingly follow orders and gives fantastic head! Plus we can hang out after we are both spent and enjoy each others company as long time friends (clothing optional).
But DAMN if you don’t have to kiss a hell of a lot of toads to find the keeper princely chaser boi!
I *SQUEE* in your general direction
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“Everyone ought to just be chub4chub, it all simplifies everything.”
….that’s my favourite, I’ve got that on a T-shirt.
“Everyone ought to just be chub4chub, it all simplifies everything.”
It’s funny, because it’s true.
There are plenty of Chub4Chubs out there! And they are often the best looking ones, it only makes sense. You know what you like, so you try to keep it on yourself or something idk.
Chasers might be picky on other chubs because they usually don’t know if they’re hot or not, so they don’t know better!
ha ha ha omg so true so true… why can i find your pictures of the bears you have hunted down???? i would loooove to see em!
I’ll agree that the world would be easier if the world were chub4chub, cause my chublove goes all the way back to that night in December 1984 when I was yet again watching Christmas cartoon specials on TV, but that year, Frosty the Snowman gave me wood. This also explains why I love my chubs white.
Over the last several years, though, my tastes have broadened to include smaller guys–particularly those who like to be smacked around before I’m in them and then beg for my nut like it’s the antidote–but definitely no one with visible bones. Have some padding on you I can nibble on. “Ripped” is something that is completely, utterly, and absolutely unessential in my view of male hawtness.
Damn, so much chaser hate :\ Some guys (like myself) have bear-sized appetites but can’t shake the twink physique. You chub4chubs don’t need to worry, most chasers have enough sense to stop pursuing you when we realise we’re not your type. There’s plenty of hot bears and chubs into chasers to go around.
Also, bellies tucked into belts? Not a deal-breaker, but definitely not a good look. Not only does it deny that (sometimes not-so-)little peek of over hang, it looks like your mum dressed you.
Yeah. Most chasers I know are smarmy, disrespectful douche bags who think they are god’s gift to fat boys. Not! I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had a chaser try and hit on me when my profiles/ads say clearly I’m looking for big guys over 250 lbs. Inevitably I will get some 180 lbs ass wipe that will hit on me and when i say, “You’re not my type, please read my ad.” they say something like, “I did, but i thought you might make an exception for me.” That’s when I really tear into the little shit heads.
Yeah, 95% of the chasers out there suck and should be shunned by fat boys.
Chub4Chub is the way to go.